Friday, August 15, 2008 / 8:30 AM
Today…… (DRUM ROLL PLS!)
THE COMMON TESTS ARE FINALLY OVARH!
Well, actually, I do not consider DnT as a subject as I absolutely hate it. Seriously. During DnT lessons, I would snore, or draw with nutty, or talk crap with Janice, or even worse, talk to myself. Imagine if you are told to draw orthographic and isometric drawings every lesson. Please and please freak out when you read this: we have an old teacher, who thinks that acting cool would bring him closer to the students. I can still remember, crystal clear, that he said, “Yeah, I have to act cool ah.” I was like, WTH and gawked openly at him. He even said it in the ‘slang’ way. Err…... (Speechless). I want to puke. EWWWWWRRRRHHHH.
Oh, I was so surprised at myself today. I did not even study or try to memorise the notes or the chapters we are supposed to study. I just SKIM through. To imagine that I can remember the words during the exam. Also, during lesson, I am hopeless in the orthographic and isometric drawings. I mean, WHO IN THE HELL CAN VISUALISE THOSE STUPID THINGS?!!!!!!!? (Only Janice). Miraculously and surprisingly, when I looked at the FE, EE AND P, the image popped in my head. At first, I was like: no no, I must be imagining. But then, its true man, I can really visualize the thing. I CAN SEE!!!!!!! Oh my gawd.
Well, I just had my oral today. All that I can say is, “it is the most ‘unique’ oral I have ever had in my whole freaking life!” well, let me describe in details, about the process of the whole thing.
(In the classroom)
The teacher: 同学们!潘老师会在前面,那么我就会在后面。潘老师会考1到20, 我就会考20到40。(blah blah blah……)我要你们现在把电脑关上,把手机放进书包里。现在马上行动。
Everyone, moved, packed their bags and then walked out of their class to put their bags outside. During this moment, 就有一个人,加油添出,偏偏在这时间说一些话。
The teacher: 学生,你们可以快点吗?(grouchy face, with pinched lips and frowning like mad)
Everyone was IGNORING HER. Everyone just take their own sweet time to do their things. I felt pissed.吃饱没事做IS IT? But then. Afterwards, I was feeling so 倒霉。That teacher is going to be my tester. As in the one who is going to take me for my oral as my index number is 23. Unlike my other dear friends, I do not freak out. I remained cool and calm. Not showing off here, but what is there to fret about man? She is only a teacher, what else can she do? Just go out there, read that damn passage, do not even care if you skip words or talk crap for conversation. It only last for a few minutes and then it is over. OVER. Then, take you bag. Oh, here is a tip where you can make your GRAND EXIT.
The tip: GRAB YOUR BAG AND SLING IT OVER YOUR BACK. MAKE SURE YOU DO IT CLEARLY IN FRONT OF THE TEACHER AND NEAR THE WINDOWS, WHERE ALL YOU CLASS MATES CAN SEE YOU. THEN SLOUCH, ROLL YOUR EYES AND , HERE IS THE GREATEST PART - RELASE A HUGE SIGH OF RELIEF AND STOP OUT OF THE SCHOOL.
Yeah man! I am going to do it next year. Oh man, the teacher would be gawking at me. Oh well, let’s get back.
The teacher: 如果我还是潘老师进来说你们很吵,每个人都扣一分。
Everyone, well almost, gasped in disbelief.
Then, out she went. Blah blah blah blah blah. I was the third ok? It was soon, too soon, my turn. Read passage, sit down and wait for teacher to call me.
HA! THIS TIME ROUND, I AM NOT STUPID. I said, “老师午安!” instead of “老师早安!”. Remember that time where I made a fool out of myself when I said “good morning” to my English oral teacher. I remember how he slowly, SLOWLY, lifted his head and stared hardly at me. I thought I had forgotten to tuck in my shirt or I had forgotten to make my hair neat. Then he suddenly said, “ good morning”. WALAO. So that was the BIG DEAL. Don’t need to stare at me like that one what. But never the less, I when he said “good morning”, something hit my head man. I realised that I might have looked like a fool to him then. Who can blame him man, it is 3 in the afternoon and not in the morning.
Okok, then I read the passage. RIGHT AFTER. I repeat, RIGHT AFTER I finished reading the passage, someone screamed, shouted and made a ruckus somewhere. Eh! Hello?! I am having my oral here. Can’t those people see that?! Then, my oral teacher stood up and shouted at those students to keep quiet. Through the back door, I can see Christine, meritta and Janice laughing at me. T.T’’. I know, I know, so unlucky.
Alrighty then (oh my god, I sound like ace ventura), let’s get on with the conversation. I just want to say that this conversation SUCKS! It a pain in the ass. It was something like: why do you think students now a days do not like to join NPC, NPCC or RED CROSS. I forgot how to say that kind of cca in Chinese.
So I said: “他们不要参加那项当兵类事的课外活动……”. I was halfway through my sentence when I was cut off.
The teacher: “我们在这里不是说当兵的活动。”
I tell you, I TELL YOU, if I am an adult, I would have screamed at her. How do you expect me to remember the stupid Chinese term for that kind of CCA? It is so long and I cannot even remember it. I cannot even remember it now too! Well, after the conversation, I stood up and went to take my bag. Well, the wind blew the paper off the table. IT FELL ONTO THE GROUND. I DO NOT EVEN KNOW THAT. THE TEACHER WAS STARING AT ME LIKE AN IDIOT AND THEN, SHE GESTURED ME TO PICK UP THE PAPER. URGGGHHHHH. STUPID WIND.
Well, it is over now. I am going to get on with life and not care about those things anymore. I had just finished the Chinese oral and the worst is over. Serious, I am not going to talk about this anymore.
Oh, and since everyone who visited my blog always ask me why I do not have a text box. So now, with my darling Janice’s help, I managed to have a text box. THANKS JAN JAN. I think I should call her JAM JAM. Oh, reminds me of something. We called meritta MM, which stands for MERRY MERITTA. But I thought MAD MERITTA would suit my dear meritta better! ^^. Well, meritta called me jyjy, which stands for JOYOUS JIA YING. I do not think I should say about the initials I gave Christine. We called her CC, I have another name for that but I would not want to say it cos I don’t want Christine to go crazy about it. Well, to sum up, we called her COOL CHRISTINE.